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Britney Spears ‘Womanizer’ Delayed ‘Til Her Team Can Airbrush The Heck Out Of Her Artwork Some More

I’m sure you guys give a shit, but FYI my darling Cheeto is taking her sweet time releasing “Womanizer”, off her new and (apparently) much-anticipated sixth studio album ‘Circus’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The track will officially drop NEXT Monday, Sept. 29 – rather today, as anticipated.

Last Friday, a clip of the song was leaked on here (and some other blogs too, but no one cares about them…) but now apparently the track needs to go back to the editing room.

I don’t think editing the track is the real reason…

I think her Marketing team are taking their sweet time, so that they can flex their Photoshop mus-kuls with her cover art. Shit knows they are out of practice, airbrushing the hell out of her. It’s been a whole year since they last got any practice!

Ok, go on… say it…

Why do you write about bloody Britney, I hear you ask?!

Cos my beloved Cheeto has cast her strange cheesy spell over me and she has me firmly in her grasp. I made the mistake of looking directly into her eyes and I am now her cheesy slave – Blogging all this shit about her new album, against my will, while locked in the basement of Casa De Cheeto!

UPDATE - BreathHeavy.com reports that this is totally fan made.

It is a composite made using early Brit Brit shots and Tyra Banks’ body! Click here to see the original and photoshop side-by-side.

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3 Comments

  1. Taylor Blue says:

    They should might as well forget about releasing the album then, it might take them a really really long time! :)

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    1. Hi Taylor Blue – welcome to my crib :D

      I hear her ‘people’ are worried about her being rushed and pressured, so soon after her last album. I smell stall tactics, so you very well may be right!

      P.S. I love the art on your Twitter page… very dark and broody ;)

      1. Taylor Blue says:

        Thanks for welcoming me. I’m glad I stopped by. That Twitter page is so cool…who needs bright colors?? LOL… :)

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