This post is coming a few hours later than expected because I’ve been cowering in the emergency bunker under my house (the one built for just this kind of emergency). I’ve been praying and eating Fruit Roll-Ups. Mostly eating Fruit Roll-Ups. The praying obviously wasn’t enough, as THIS happened while I was off-duty. The mess that is the back of Britney Spears’ head, that part that I was calling a ‘weave’ despite the fact it now appears to have used its WEAVE POWERS… ACTIVATE… to become some form of possum, has come alive.
I pointed out earlier that Spears’ hair was turning into some weird mullet thing because the texture of her real hair and the hair her over-paid hairdresser is throwing at her head every quarter (if she throws enough, clearly some of it sticks) are so different. This is getting out of control and as soon as I figure out how to dig my way out of this bunker (Fruit Roll-Up wrappers are piled up by the door, blocking my only exit) I’m going to put out a formal public notice.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
Why Britney? Why? With millions in the bank, you can afford a good weave and good maintenance for it. She’s not all there.
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Why do the so called people that take Pictures have to go for Britney All the time ??? Why don’t thay stop and give her a Break ??? Find someone else to take your pictures of will ya GOD ………………
I agree with Wandy, though if she just grew out her natural brown hair but highlights and a pixie cut (showing off her eyes and smile) would be the most flattering.
Her ‘roots’ are showing…
I agree with Dan O… People really shouldn’t make fun of the mentally challenged…
@Jbo
I see your mentally challenged and I raise you a retard.
@Dan O
She should stop making it so easy for them. There are celebs we never hear about. They do it for a reason. They value their privacy. Britney obviously doesn’t. She’s a limelight whore and gets treated accordingly.