Britney Spears Turns To Scientology

Britney Spears has revealed that she has been looking into controversial religion, Scientology [Website - Amy Grindhouse].

Spears may be back on her frappe drip, like a good girl, but there is still a healthy glint of crazy in her eyes.

However crazy, I actually doubt that Spears would have the Cheese Balls to leave the Church of Cheeto. The cheese baptism alone, was enough to convert her for life – she’d start wearing panties again, before even THINKING about leaving!

Spears’ CLEAR loyalty to cheese has been largely ignored today, as some crazy arse people suggest she is looking into another faith. Reportedly Spears is desperate to become one of Xenu’s hareem - even asking Katie-bot Holmes more about the religion.

Though, isn’t asking Katie-bot about Scientology, like asking a sexy-times-robot about its mentalist Japanese creator? Why bother to ask? Sit and wait. Holmes has that shit on auto-play. An Introduction to Scientology plays on a loop, every 10-minutes. 

When asked about her interest in the religion, Britney Spears whispered the following, fearing that Madonna might hear her:

“I have met Katie a few times, so I called her up and just started asking questions about Scientology. I’m always open to new things.”

“Katie told me she wasn’t so sure about it at first either, but once Tom explained it to her and she read the books and took some classes, it really started to work for her. Then Tom wanted to talk to me about it, so I did. He was nice and answered all my questions and sent me books.”

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