Britney Spears has returned from a vacation that appeared to span the better part of a month. For those who forget, this was the reason people insisted on inflicting pictures of Spears in a bikini upon you. It was a vacation in Hawaii, not signs indicating the end of the world (that won’t happen until she’s bikini-clad some time in 2012). I was initially going to post about how, after it was alleged that she flashed her vagina for two bottles of pop, Spears was accused of sexually harassing a male ex-bodyguard and had released a statement defending herself on her website saying ‘This lawsuit is another unfortunate situation where someone is trying to take advantage of the Spears family and make a name for himself [...]. Ms. Spears and her attorneys have every expectation that this matter will be dismissed by the courts.’ However, I was so excited to see new candids that I don’t even know how much I care about that anymore. There are two miraculous things going on in these photos; one, she’s wearing pants, clean ones, ones that fit; two, I THINK SHE WASHED HER WEAVE. OMG. OMG. OMG. Pictures show Spears in LA, at Johnny Rockets, on Thursday afternoon.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
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