More teasers of Britney Spears’ new 90-minute special MTV celeb-umentary, entitled ‘Britney: For The Record’ have been released. CLICK below to watch [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Britney Spears is a big girl now and after almost a year of being whipped into shape by her father, she is near deserving of being referred to by her real name, rather than my pet-name for her, Cheeto McGee.
Gather round, insert frappe drips on the count of three and cry Cheeto a freakin river!
Spears is being a Whiney Wendy, complaining during ”On The Cheeto” that she felt like a prisoner and that vagina-flashing and midnight Rite Aid runs were not enough to give add some excitement to her life.
“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days.” Britney says in a new documentary.
“Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day,” Brit added.
“I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening,” Britney said. “I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free,” she added.
Spears should thank her GD blessings.
Some of us have to make do with an outburst of the church-giggles at an inopportune moment or Starbucks runs without masses of paparazzi following us and taking up-skirt shots. I love Brit, almost as much as I love red meat, but she really needs to stop whining. If she needs some more excitement in her life, why not spice up her diet, or the company she keeps. I just found a sterling recipe for Cheetos Chicken, that has enough fibre to keep her regular for a week.
Ingredients
3 cups crunchy Cheetos cheese-flavored snacks (or any other Brand)
1/3 cup parmesan cheese, grated
1/4 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 egg
1 tablespoon water
2 boneless skinless chicken breasts
Or, she can ditch her Pappa and start hanging around with Chester Cheetah. It’s the least she owes him after a whole year of ignoring his calls!
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