Rumour has it that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are screwing like they are trying to re-populate the earth with more little Cheetolings or something.
Should the image of Fat-erline banging Queen Cheeto like a steel drum not make you feel quite sick enough, you should know that one time, Fatty’s girlfriend walked in and allegedly caught them at it.
The hot ass bitches at Star, who are known for their pie-making and NOT their lie-telling, put to you that:
“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour.
“Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.” Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she’s making her own too, says an insider. “She definitely knows how to fan the flames!”
No word on whether Federline’s girlfriend, ex-volleyball player Victoria Prince, puked at the sight of Fatty and Cheeto bumping saggy tittys. Stay tuned…
I would love for this to be true, but it’s not.
Brit Brit would already be preggers by now and she has to worry about a tour, not birth control pills right now. K-Fat’s also banging a skinny bitch. It would be awesome if they were fucking though. Please Gawd.
I think you might be right, reading this again. But the image made me LOL/ scarred me and so I wanted to share
[...] Victoria Prince agarró a Britney Spears y a Kevin Fat-erline en la cama!! WHAT?? Como en dias anteriores, siguen los chismes de que Britney y Kevin han vuelto y están reviviendo sus ardientes encuentros sexuales, en las suites, en los vestidores del tour y en donde vengan las ganas… Woow! Esto lo reportó Star magazine (I Know!!) pero Fox news también… so… AnythingHollywood /Amygrindhouse [...]
Question is… “who actually thinks that this Has Not, or will not happen?” Eventually?
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While Britney is desperate and too weak to function in her life without a man, there will always be risk of them getting back together.
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don’t get me wrong, i want Brit to be happy and all, but she actually has her life in order now that she’s away from him. if she goes back, she’ll be back to investing in cheetos…lol
She’ll put all her money in Starbucks stock and spend the change on magic beans, knowing her.
[...] [Source] A Britney Spears story that is true, centers on her performance last night at GM Place in Vancouver. [...]