Rumour has it that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are screwing like they are trying to re-populate the earth with more little Cheetolings or something.
Should the image of Fat-erline banging Queen Cheeto like a steel drum not make you feel quite sick enough, you should know that one time, Fatty’s girlfriend walked in and allegedly caught them at it.
The hot ass bitches at Star, who are known for their pie-making and NOT their lie-telling, put to you that:
“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider tells Star Britney and Kevin, who have been traveling together for much of her Circus tour.
“Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.” Britney loves it when Kevin puts the moves on her, and she’s making her own too, says an insider. “She definitely knows how to fan the flames!”
No word on whether Federline’s girlfriend, ex-volleyball player Victoria Prince, puked at the sight of Fatty and Cheeto bumping saggy tittys. Stay tuned…