Brit Brit’s neighbours must be foaming at the mouth with excitement… The Cheeto has left the building! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Well not quite yet, but Brit is seeking to leave the mansion she bought in a gated Beverly Hills community for $7M, less than a year ago in order to move to quieter pastures.
Rumour has it that the Cheesy one is planning to move to Calabasas.
Can someone please take the smooshed Cheetos out of this girl’s ears and/ or wipe the Cheeto dust out of her eyes. According to various reports that I have read and celeb-u-mentaries that I have watched about the Cheeto circus of Beverly Hills – a.k.a The Summit in Beverly Hills, where she lives – the only noise and ruckus anywhere near her house is caused by her! Wherever Britney goes, the paparazzi will follow.
Anyhoo…
According to E! Online, her house is on the market:
Spears’ camp stated that she was seeking a “lower density, more quiet and less trafficked neighborhood, that is also more accessible to parks and recreation areas” to better suit her little ones, 3-year-old Sean and 2-year-old Jayden.
Her neighbours will be thrilled:
Neighbor Ed Mc McMahon, for one, has publicly cited Spears as one of the reasons why in the past two years he has not received a single offer on his 7,000-square-foot home that recently sold for more than $3 million less than its original asking price.
Britney’s apparently been quietly trying to flog the house since June. However, a lack of takers has meant it’s now publicly listed.
And by publicly listed I mean ‘back off biatches, Casa De Cheeto is mine!’
I have saved and saved mah monies since June and as the US economy go BOOM, I have had to pay the full amount upfront – One Cheeto, One frappe and a pair of spangly flesh coloured panties!
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