Britney Spears has left the building and buggered off, back to the States, so I can FINALLY snark about her, knowing that she cannot hear me [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Was sooo looking forward to Spears European tour… all the Cheeto eating, arse cheek-bearing and Madonna imitating. It was all just so pant-wettingly exciting.
However, Spears seems to have served up a steaming pile of FAIL, rather than the bowl of AWESOME I ordered. Um… Spears, can you be a dear and take your FAIL performances back to the kitchen? The limp, X-Factor performance, of ‘Womanizer’, seemed particularly underdone. Stick it back in the oven at 200-degrees and bring it over when its read-eh plehz.
Was anyone else totally underwhelmed by Spears’ German, French and English ‘Womanizer’ performances?
Had I been on my meds, I could have kept my faculties about me long enough to out-mime her!
EDITORS NOTE: Developing a strong dislike of sober/ cheese-free Britney Spears, must lace a packet of Cheetos with uppers and convince her to eat them and remain undetected… *chuckles*
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