Our Lady of Cheese Puffs dusted herself off, put on her most raggedy looking Daisy Dukes and some sessy Uggs and went on a little trip to Target with two of her security people. Nothing odd there you say. See nothing of concern that would otherwise raise alarm? Okay. Well, put down the can of fizzy Bacon Lube for a second and try to focus, damn you.
There’s something plainly disturbing doing on in these pictures that is rather a serious cause for concern. You’ve probably been going over the R.D.A. of Bacon Lube if you can’t see it. The Lube can start to affect your eyesight if you drink too much of it. You may wanna switch to administering it intravenously to stave off the withdrawal shakes (the next symptom after your loss of eyesight).
Spears looks okay, I guess; for the pre-conservatorship Spears of 2007.
You remember, where our little Cheese Puff didn’t wear a bra or panties for a whole year and she lived in the above pair of ratty D.D.s for the entire year also.
First, it was the return of the ratty weave that got people talking. Then, it was her renewed co-dependant relationship with Starbucks. Now, the see-through shirts and cut-off shorts have come back. All the key warning signs are there, that the pre-conservatorship Spears is making a comeback.
Not that I think she’s going to lose it again. Don’t be silly. But she does look like her old, dishevelled self and that’s not good.
Image credit to James Breeden, Bret Thompsett via PCN.
She’s a slob. No matter how well she cleans up for a few hours, she’ll always be a talentless scab in my book.
You totally hit the nail on the head. She can’t stay clean. Ugh.