ZOMG… Music to eat cheese by!* [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Brit Brit ‘The Cheeto’ Spears cometh bitches!
BritneySpearsCircusLeak is a new website created by my evil twin (or not, whatevs) that claims to have the first leaked track from Britney Spears’ sixth studio album – ‘Circus’. The track is entitled “Candy From Strangers”.
US radio station, 97.9 Kiss FM has the same song posted on their website at 979kissfm.com – so I smell a conspiracy… I also smell cheese, frappes and Cheeto dust. Coincidence? I think not!
The song starts in almost the exact same manner as ‘Break the Ice‘, from Spears’ current ‘Blackout’ album and then goes a bit downhill with the vocal stylings of Laze & Royal.
Earlier this week, Spears’ label Jive/Zomba announced that her first official single would be “Womanizer”, and will drop on Monday, Sept. 22.
Check out “Candy From Strangers” below or visit BritneySpearsCircusLeak.com, if you can be arsed to click agaaaaiiin.
BAD FAN REMIX – OR – REAL LEAKED MUSIC? YOU DECIDE!
* NOTE TO SELF… MUST BUY SOME CHEESE. AmyGrindhouse.com written by Amy Grindhouse © All rights reserved. When quoting, use excerpts with attribution only.
UPDATE – THIS IS FAKE! THE ARTIST IS MYAH AT
http://www.myspace.com/myahmusic
note to self: hitting play may be hazardous to your mental health.
“cannnndee from a stranger…”
yup, that’ll be in the ole noggin for some time now. at least it might replace “gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more” which oddly is in my head with a guy i know singing it, not even the cheeto.
btw…”the cheeto?”
Chriss last blog post..need a new hoodie…
-Cheeto – Yeah, there is a running joke with all bloggers that she ate nothing but Cheetos while married to Kevin Federline (acting like an illfed redneck).
I can call her ‘The Frappe’ instead if you’d rather – as the second running joke among all bloggers is that she never drinks anything other than Starbucks frappuccinos… ever!
As in http://amygrindhouse.com/2008/09/the-cheeto-the-frappe-a-love-story.html
Case in point http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2007/10/starbucks-lates.html
what i learned today…i am not cool enough to be in on the jokes that all bloggers know.
cheeto is kinda cute though…
Shittocks!
Didn’t realise how arse-holey that made me sound, til I re-read it! Fuck my epic fail grasp of the English language… I actually meant to say… all celeb-bloggers – Sorry!
Also, Cheeto it is
hehe…i didn’t think it sounded that way. i thought i was being chastised for not keeping up with the cool kids. c’mon rip, you should know i’ve got a sense of humour by now (=
Phew… just you were a little quieter than usual and so thought you’d buggered off!?!
That said… ‘Hai
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i was prolly sleeping. judging by the time stamps, the spelling, and humour i’m guessing you’re on the other side of the pond. between the time difference and my schedule, the start of your day is equivalent to the end of mine.
Oh yeah…
Wait. I’m in England. Aren’t you English too? You spell ‘humour’ with another ‘u’ like a Brit – Or, are you American (God I’m nosey, sorry!).
Hang on again… my idiosyncratic sense of humour knows national boundries?!?!
yup, i’m just a silly american. nyc to be exact (which makes me a silly asshole i guess).
mostly irish, with a bit of english (enough to enjoy beers other than guinness i s’pose) splashed in.
i picked up the extra “u” and a lot of “s” instead of “z” while mocking canadians and it sorta stuck (not always, but usually). it helps most folk i drink with or are served by are off the boat irish. was also pointed out to me that instead of “what?” or “huh?” i say “¿que?” so i’m all messed up in that reguard.
and yes, your humour knows national boundaries. most brit type humour is dry and requires you to at least have a bit of brain power. american humour (at least on sitcoms and the like) is more “look! it’s shit! laugh!”
look at how they bungled the american version of coupling. they took the original pilot line for line, americanized it and forgot to flush.
i’m shocked and amazed they managed not to completely ruin the office. i’m guessing it’s because gervais and merchant have some reverence for their ip.
hrmmm, that was less a comment and more a post…i’ll shuddup now.
Thanks and thanks again Chris. Was just curious to know more about just how far this newfangled ‘in-ter-nets’ thing reaches… Seems it stretches pretty far… all the way to the US ay? Eee by gum!
and um…
wuz retorikal kwestion k.
“Seems it stretches pretty far… all the way to the US ay?”
well, al gore did invent it…usa represent!
“wuz retorikal kwestion k.
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ya know i sorta figured, but i’m bored off my ass. i have magical tangent powers sometimes. we’ll just consider me pwned there.
All her songs are about drugs. All of them. Just read into the titles.
“I’m hooked on candy from strangers so gimme more cuz I gotta get it…you know…that boom boom to hit me one more time and…oh shit I know it’s chaotic but I just can’t get no satisfaction! But I’ve got the urge and I’m anticipating something toxic and a hell of a lot stronger that will really knock me out of my head….”
You can go on and on. It’s like she wrote a letter to her pimp/dealer and turned into several songs.
Anyway, Amy…we’re scared as shit with the AIG thing here. No work today. Oh man, we’re in meltdown mode. Everyone’s home today and I’m sending over to you to spam your blog. ha ha ha. Not. I’ve actually decided to pitch in on our blog because they just got backed up with a mess of links.
Anyway sweetie…loving your posts! Even if Wall Street is headed on a one-way trip down the loo! Hell, thank goodness Barclay’s flushed after they used the john and we thank them for it!!!
OK…I’ll return to miserably contemplate my unemployment now.
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OMG Rain hon – I wondered where you had got to. I am so sorry to hear about that. Scary times indeed. Weird thing is I left the finance sector, by chance, just before it went tits up!
I hope you and your pals get through it -chin up!
Re the post – hahahahahaha… yeah, all drink, sex and drugs. She isn’t original enough to brance out any further!
I wrote on another blog it’s a fake. Anyway, I’m glad she’s back and she looks better than ever! Maybe the dark period has ended for Britney.
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Hello again Aliana – I just heard. Damn it!
Too late to pull the post, but will update in a minute. Thanks