I am just going to admit it, I miss the old wild-eyed, bald, Cheeto dust covered Britney Spears.
I kind of turned to writing entertainment news, soley, from my humble blogging beggings a few years ago on a different site, as this bitch and her shaved cooter were generating so many searches that I kind of thought ‘eff it’, and started writing mainly about her. One of my blogging BFFs even dedicated their news site’s About Me page to the old, cooter-flashing BritBrit!
I have no idea who the woman above is. I am too loathe to swallow my words and wax Cheetorific that with her possum in hibernation and her hair grown back, I struggle to talk smack about the woman who looks slimline (airbrushed as an MFer, but I shall glaze over that), fine and like one hot momma.
For those who can bear to look at the above and not have their minds melt from the unbearable cognitive dissonance that will surely follow, enjoy the promo pic of Britney Spears in her Candie’s apparel.
The goods will include, footwear, swimwear, intimates and accessories — available exclusively at Kohl’s.
Image credit to Candies