Britney Spears Candies @ Kohl's First Look
I am just going to admit it, I miss the old wild-eyed, bald, Cheeto dust covered Britney Spears.
I kind of turned to writing entertainment news, soley, from my humble blogging beggings a few years ago on a different site, as this bitch and her shaved cooter were generating so many searches that I kind of thought ‘eff it’, and started writing mainly about her. One of my blogging BFFs even dedicated their news site’s About Me page to the old, cooter-flashing BritBrit!
I have no idea who the woman above is. I am too loathe to swallow my words and wax Cheetorific that with her possum in hibernation and her hair grown back, I struggle to talk smack about the woman who looks slimline (airbrushed as an MFer, but I shall glaze over that), fine and like one hot momma.
For those who can bear to look at the above and not have their minds melt from the unbearable cognitive dissonance that will surely follow, enjoy the promo pic of Britney Spears in her Candie’s apparel.
The goods will include, footwear, swimwear, intimates and accessories — available exclusively at Kohl’s.
You can check out a cute video of Britney trying on her Candies outfits, here.
Image credit to Candies
you know you want to mention how they airbrushed out her cheesy fingers becuse you know she had a bag (or 5) an then hit the lipo table…lol
seriously, though, as much as I have to give her credit for getting back to hotness, i am with you abotut missing the trainwreck, but while she’s been going up lindsey has been spiraling down, and (to quote Casablanca) “We’ll always have Paris” lol
YOU KNOW I wanna mention it, you know what I’m like
I’m gonna lay off for one post and maybe rip her a new one next time…
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Team Brit Brit! I support my ho.
I didn’t know it was swimwear and shit too. I’m a blogger who doesn’t read! Too busy. 
I waver and sit on the fence… I then jump off the fence onto the side of who ever is making funnier commentary about her at the time. Also, fair enough. Who the fuck does have time to read all this???
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