Britney Spears is being accused of using her peroxide-soaked brainsicle to work around her conservatorship. The lip syncer is being accused by TMZ of cheating her way around the legal smack-down. She is pretty much not allowed to scratch her own butt without asking someone’s permission first, so it’s not surprising that she is bored. She allegedly has a measly $1,500 per week to spend on her official credit card. Damn, she spends $1,500 on caffeine alone and avoids wasting money on things like soap, shampoo, bras, or a new non-drip weave.
According to shop staff, who sound a little too excited to rat her out, Spears has been using her bodyguards’ credit cards to buy shoes. When using their cards she signs her own name, possibly in crayon, and can do nothing but scratch her weave when the shop assistants point out she isn’t Jim Smith or whomever.
To be fair, the conservatorship is kind of stupid at this point. Let the girl go crazy again. See if we care. Some people want to self-destruct. Let them.
Some photos of Britney Spears looking vacant, but undeniably adorable, below.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. TMZ.
