Hold the phone, Britney Spears’ usually matted weave doesn’t cover itself in glitter and unicorn vomit. Its unmatched, uncombed beauty is provided by weave experts. Experts I gather she pays to make her hair look like this.
The sometime singer spends more time dying her hair than she does singing, or mothering for that matter. Bored of her brown hair, and needing a quick and easy reason for the paps to take her picture again, the songstress headed to a West Hollywood salon. In place of actual staff, I am going to assume they are just leaving the unicorns to their own devices to vomit all over her hair unattended. It looks better than it did before. And if I were a betting woman, I would guess someone ran a comb through it. However, it is still looking a little woolen. The texture of the extensions never does quite match her own hair.
It’s better than nothing, and it’s probably the more humane option than running her through the car wash. Or just plonking a nest of possums atop her head, in the manner her handlers used to. You can click both pictures for a closer look.
