Britney Spears makes me sad. Not, like, ‘I just finished this whole cake and now there’s no more’ sad. I mean, like, ‘weeping for humanity’ sad. She seems to be over her month of crazies. She’s stopped growling in every picture and is actually smiling for the first time in about four weeks. I care a lot less about her facial expressions than I do about this outfit. Some of you, who are more fashion-minded, need to help me out on this one. Spears was spotted, with boyfriend Jason Trawick as well as Trawick’s parents, while leaving a Michael’s Arts And Crafts store in Santa Barbara, CA, this weekend, wearing this outfit. She’s sporting a bandage dress, a flat cap, and what I think are the hideous boots she wore the other day. Despite her curves, I’ve never seen a bandage dress filled out so badly. It’s like she’s a poorly-made Britney Spears doll where the makers have used potatoes to fill out her dress. It’s all lumps. I can’t be the only person whose eyes are sore looking at this mess. What do you think of her outfit?
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
My first reaction to this was “Oh honey, no!” Why does she keep….just why?!!
Same reaction as me. I was all… ‘The fuck??’
U’ve said it all girl. Theres nothin else I can say
There’s only so much one can say about that outfit
Short women in clothing designed for tall women?
About as bad as fat women in clothing designed for skinny women.
Boots with short, muscular, stumpy legs like a Clydesdale?
They’re all gonna laugh at you!