Britney Spears is still mad that she had to settle for a lunch of puny human food, rather than townspeople, mid-last week. The singer was spotted STOMP, STOMP, STOMPING, around Calabasas, CA after having lunch with the help. She’s now back with a vengeance and she brought her weave for back-up. Some of you mofos, who mocked me for claims that the thing on her head was alive and plotting against us all, can shut your mouths. I told you it would come back and kill us all in our sleep. I was wrong about the sleep part, granted, but it looks mad as heck. Lemme blog this for y’all real quick and get the heck outta here.
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