BRITNEY SPEARS MAAAD! BRITNEY SMAASH. RAWR… and such. I’m pretty sure that after these pictures were taken a tiny Japanese town and all of its peoples were stomped on and eaten. Spears was actually in Calabasas, California on June 22, 2010, not Japan, but that’s a technicality I don’t care to try to explain. Spears tensed and clenched her fists, while out for lunch, as though the Cloverfield monster or *yells* THE KRAKEN! had gotten to her little village first.
I’m kidding. Spears had lunch at Marmalade Cafe with her bodyguards and her agent’s assistant Adam Leber, so of course no one got eaten. Just stepped on.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
