Britney Spears’ New Album ‘Circus’ Out 2 December: Track Details

The Cheeto Has Landed! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

My beloved Cheeto, Britney Spears, is releasing her sixth studio album – ‘An Ode to Cheetos’.

Only kidding, this latest musical release by Spears’ is entitled ‘Circus’ and will be released on her birthday, Tuesday, December 2nd.

Cue the Cheeto Family waxing lyrical about how the title is a clever nod to how much her life has been a media circus during the past 12 months… Cos’ you know, that is about how far the imagination of stoned rednecks goes.

Since the bulk of this album was recorded while Spears was still ‘unwell’, I can only assume that the ‘music’ is in fact 60 minutes of Britney burping down a mic or the sound of her having bowel movements to the tune of ‘I’m A Slave for You’.

The track listing, I should imaging, will go as follows:

Oh Cheeto, my Cheeto
I kiss my Cheeto with my fist
Holy mother of Cheeto – I won a two MTV Awards!
Hit me Cheeto one more time
Gimme Cheetos
Piece of my Cheeto
Through the Cheetos
I’m a slave for Cheetos
In the Cheeto
I’m not a girl, not yet a Cheeto

Just shitting you… according to Wikipedia, the confirmed tracks for Circus – by Britney Spears – are as follows:

“Womanizer” (Produced by The Outsyders)
“Circus” (Produced by Dr. Luke)
“Quicksand” (F. Garibay/Lady Gaga)(Produced by Fernando Garibay)
“Amnesia” (Produced by Fernando Garibay)
“My Baby”
“Mannequin”

Her label Jive/Zomba announced the first single, “Womanizer”, will drop next Monday, Sept. 22. and was produced by the up-and-coming Atlanta production team The Outsyders.

According to Just Jared:

Britney also enlisted the help of other established producers/writers for Circus including Dr. Luke (who wrote and produced the album’s title track, “Circus”), Danja, Max Martin, Bloodshy & Avant and Guy Sigsworth (Madonna, Alanis Morissette, Bjork).

According to Wiki, this is the cover for ‘Circus‘, However I doubt that. To me it looks like a piece of fan art, where someone with a Paint programme and far too much time on their hands, has vomited on the screen and shoved it on Wiki, hoping for some exposure.

If you managed to make it though my EPIC verbal diarrhea post… well done you – Will you be buying Britney’s new material?