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Britney & Jessica’s Mickey Mouse Club Auditions

Click the video above to watch footage of a young Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson, as they auditioned for the Mickey Mouse Club back in the early 90′s [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

It’s a sad sight to see a pre-Cheeto Brit Brit and a pre-weave, Chestyca.

Watching this footage, it would be easy to think that both young starlets had a future flipping burgers, rather than a future making ‘comeback’ after tedious ‘comeback’. Someone please travel back in time and warn Brit Brit that she has a not so bright future ahead and that she can forget about growing up in a hurry and doing all the ‘cool’ things adults, do as she has the same amount of freedom at 9-years-old as she would at 27!

[VIDEO CREDIT: Access Hollywood]

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7 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    don’t forget to warn Jessica about the fact she can’t act and her creepy dad who ogles her breasts.

    Mystery Man´s last blog post..Xmas is getting closer

  2. MM – We should get together and fashion some sort of time capsule of horror for the Brit and Jess.

  3. Mystery Man says:

    sounds like a plan…let’s not leave out christina…she had some bad choices in there, too. hell, the only one to come from mickey mouse club somewhat normal has been justin timberlake..but he did date britney…lol

  4. Starcasm says:

    Yes, if only one could go back in time and hide the cheetos.

  5. @ Msytery Man – There are a few people that need to be warned… it’s for the best.

    @ Starcasm – she took my hand clean off the last time I tried… I’ll leave it to you :P

  6. Mystery Man says:

    yeah, just think of what a better world this would be if they would have been warned…lol

  7. Hi MM – I tried to comment on your site, but it wouldn’t let me O_o I sent you an email instead… you might wanna check it out =)