Bradley Cooper has admitted he’s a proud starf**ker, so far as another celebrity can be one. I’m actually going to give him a pass on this. 100%. Because I still feel bad that he was tricked into that weird business lunch that Jennifer Lopez leaked to TMZ.com and made it look like a romantic date as promotion for the conceited Papi video in which every bipedal with a penis in L.A. is chasing her irresistible glutes. Cooper only got a comped dinner as Lopez texted her own tips to TMZ. Cooper didn’t even get a pity HJ under the table as a thank you, because Lopez has no manners. So, yeah. He gets a pass on his comment about being exclusively attracted to famous vagina: ‘Connection and chemistry are amazing things and if the other person is used to being in the media, it makes things easier,’ he admitted, adding, ‘I’m filming The Place Beyond The Pines at the moment with Ryan Gosling in New York, so that’s taking up a lot of my time. It’s really exciting, but it doesn’t leave much time for a relationship.’ As a sidenote: I’m literally completely baffled, even after a couple of you offered insights on my FB, why you guys like Cooper so much. He’s a smug, mediocre actor and he’s not even passably good-looking. He kind of looks over-cooked, like someone sat on his face and squashed it (he has no neck, no chin, and an asymmetrical face).