I was determined not to post about this, I gave my fingers detention and told them that they would get ten lashes if they dare to write about saint peen on the red carpet. Guess I have to get to self-flagellating, as I could just not resist the temptation of waxing lyrical about the grand reveal of the Holy Grail of Saint Brangelina.
While on the red carpet dressed like a homeless person in a Joaquin Phoenix costume, Pitt stood proud and posed for the paps like a good boy. Problem was his flies were COMPLETELY UNDONE!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SUCH AN EMBARRASING WARDROBE MALFUNCTION HAPPEN TO YOU?
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to KCSPresse / Splash News.