#1 This reality TV Star is telling all her friends that she has slept with a certain famous Twilight star. She was drunk at a club this week and when our source questioned her about it, she said ‘it’ was really ‘small’ but the actor can ‘really work with what God gave him.’ (via Buzz Foto)
#2 This D list funny guy/B list television actor got his first Botox recently. It was at the insistence of his A list television actress girlfriend who said she was tired of going out with a guy who looks 100. The funnyman went reluctantly but since the first didn’t need any prompting to return for his second. It doesn’t really matter anyway though since the relationship is going to be toast about a week after Christmas presents are pretended to be exchanged. (via CDaN)
#3 Which story involving a B list television and movie actor and his singer wife should be corrected by a national tabloid but isn’t because they have paid so much money to the person who gave them the original story. Now you may be asking why the B list actor doesn’t sue. Well it turns out that although this time he is not guilty that hasn’t always been the case and he doesn’t want those stories to come to light. (via CDaN)
You can guess the names of the mystery celebrities in the comment section.
