#1 This former A-list rock singer and now a shell of his former self was given a seat in the front row of a [fashion] show. When he saw who he was going to be seated next to he yelled out, ‘I don’t want to sit next to no f**king fa**ots.’ What made this even more shocking was his reputation for f**king anything male or female when he used to tour. Of course he wouldn’t ever admit to being with guys but he always had a ‘valet’ on tour who did a lot more than press our singer’s clothes. (via CDAN)
#2 This foreign born still A list model/reality star and her foreign born celebrity husband have lots of employees. The thing is they treat them all very, very well. Not a day goes by where they don’t send someone on their staff a letter, card or e-mail which tells them how much they are appreciated. It’s the little things. (via CDAN)
You can guess the names of the mystery celebrities in the comment section.

I have an idea for #1 but I won’t say, oh lawd lol.
#2 is definately Heidi Klum and Seal. They seem like such an awesome couple.
#1 is Mick Jagger – or David Bowie – but I think Jagger is the bigger d*ck of the two.
#2 Those dolts that crashed that White House party?
D’oh! You’re right Bleakey – #2 is totally Heidi and Seal
Yeah – Bleakey is totally right I think about #2. I like your guesses for #1, Hilary!