Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!
Today’s blind items…
#1 This B+ director is known around Hollywood as King Peen. The nickname comes from one of his movies and also because he has what has been judged to be the biggest peen in town. He is happy to show it to anyone. Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley’s situation. (via CDaN)
#2 This former A list movie actress has a nickname of Deputy Dawg. Yes, spelled like that. She got the nickname because of a movie she was in which featured police. Oh, and the dawg part came because as she made her way through cast and crew sleeping with them she would bark like a dog during sex. The name stuck. (via CDaN)
#3 Which aging photographer used to evade taxes by having his clients write out checks to his favorite hangout in St. Tropez to cover his tab there? With business down, now he’s ordering half-portions and free-loading the booze —’There’s even a designated “surveillance” person to keep check that his drinks are ultimately paid for,’ says our spy. (via Page Six)
#4 Which reality TV women party so hard every night that reporters gripe the ladies don’t get out of bed to do phone interviews in the day? (via Page Six)
Guess the mystery celeb(s) in the comments…
1. Judd Apatow, if for no other reason besides him vowing to show peen in every movie.
2. I really wanna say JLo, but she was never A list.
3. That talentless dweeb who did a lot of American Apparel work.
4. Which don’t?
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