Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Three items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!
Today’s blind items…
#1 What grieving brother is carrying at least two pens and a stack of headshots to sign for fans when they approach him? His only problem is that despite him probably being the best known brother no one is coming up to him asking for his autograph or headshot. He is ready though. (via CDaN)
#2 Which obnoxious celeb, who has a £5million fortune, is dubbed The Dragon by her “friends”? They see her as a meal ticket and nothing more… (via The Mirror)
#3 What politically wired Hollywood producer is said to have a serious drug problem? Though he has enough money to afford a mountain of coke, party pals say it’s meth that’s given him sunken cheeks and hollow eyes. (via Gatecrasher)
Guess the mystery celeb(s) in the comments…
1. One of the Jonarse bros?
2. Not Jordan…she’s more bank than that. Heather Mills? She’s pretty awful, but I suspect she has more than that too.
3. Rahm Emmanuel’s brother.
1. Did someone die in their fam.?? I was guessing one of the older Jackson brothers.
2. Heather is a great guess. She’s richer than you’d think though after her settlement.
3. Not sure about this one… maybe.