Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!
Today’s blind items…
#1 – Which creepy dude and his posse of pals take photos of their overnight lady guests while the women are sleeping and tack them up on a “Wall of Shame” afterward? (via Gatecrasher)
#2 – This thinks he is funny D list movie actor who used to be B list has been in this space before. Somehow someone agreed to marry our actor and he is engaged. I’m guessing she is not really into him and is more into women. How so? Over the weekend, our actor was approaching various young women and begging them to have a threesome with the couple because otherwise she was very reluctant to have sex. He didn’t find any takers. Oh, and this one will be revealed, but you shouldn’t have any problems figuring it out. (via CDaN)
#3 – Which troubled starlet got her first big break on TV by sending the producer a tape of herself having sex with another girl? The producer thought the ploy was so original, he cast her instead of dozens of other ingénues (via Page Six)
#4 – Which perennial bachelor princeling should be more careful? While His Serene Highness was cavorting on a yacht in the Mediterranean with a hunky guy, he thought the servants on board would keep their mouths shut. He was wrong. (via Page Six)
Guess the mystery celeb(s) in the comments…
I totally missed this one somehow. It’s a good one!
1. Too many options. Jeremy Piven, maybe?
2. No clue. Who’s washed up and engaged now?
3. I really wanna say Misha Barton, but that “dozens” doesn’t fit. Is Elisha Cuthbert troubled?
4. Pierre Casiraghi
Hi sugar, hmm…
1) I’m not sure either, but MK from DListed guessed the newly douchetastic John Gosselin. Ho-ing it up to impress his bros.
2) Oddly, something about this says Jack Black to me. No sure of his marital status though.
3) It sounds like Mischa to me too. And the “dozens” relates to how many more talented actresses could have replaced her. Ha. Sounds like a fit to me.
4) I was going to gues one of the young British Royals, but you could really be right!