Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!
Today’s blind items…
#1 Coke Mom had been missing for a few weeks. You didn’t notice though did you? Where had she gone? Rehab. Yes, she finally decided she needed to go. She didn’t go because she felt like she had a problem. She went because her husband said there was no way he would consider getting her pregnant in her current condition. So, off she went for a few weeks and when she returned she stayed clean for it must be, two, maybe three days. So far her husband hasn’t figured out she is back on the powder. Everyday she has been going to her meetings. On the way to her meetings though she has been stopping by her dealer’s home and enjoying a few lines, and on the way home, just a couple more. So far it hasn’t extended beyond that so maybe there is still hope. Let’s just all hope she doesn’t get pregnant anytime soon. (via CDaN )
#2 This actor is C list. He is on a hit cable show right now but was doing primarily movies before this role came along. I expect he will keep climbing the ladder but incidents like the one which happened this past weekend will probably not help. Our actor was at a party and was snorting meth and coke and whatever else he could find. He then left the party with a friend. The car was blocked in by another car illegally parked. The friend went back inside to find the owner of the car. When the friend came back out with the owner they found our actor standing with the drivers side door open and marking his territory throughout the car. He then proceeded to get his ass kicked by the owner of the car. (via CDaN)
#3 Both former It girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both fucked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to … Hmmm… The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. To give however… well… suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself. (via Lainey Gossip)
#4 Which A list, aging celebrity who has had the same mistress for years, actually invites her to events with his children and grandchildren. His wife sometimes attends, and sometimes doesn’t. Not Al Pacino. (via Buzz Foto)
Guess the mystery celeb(s) in the comments…
