Blind Items & An Actor Who Smells of Booze

Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s blind items…

#1 This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn’t have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze. (via CDaN)

#2 So, a reality star, a designer and an actress walk into a bar. No, not into a bar actually, but it sounds much better that way. They actually just walked backstage at a show. The female reality star who has a huge history of drug problems did some coke and passed it around. The designer who was just about to show their collection, did four lines back to back to back to back, and then passed it along to our C list television actress with B list name recognition on a very hit show. Our actress spilled a little on her dress and when trying to brush it off, rubbed it in so took off her dress and stood there naked while she did some lines on a make up table. She then put back on the dress and joined the reality star back out front. (via CDaN)

#3 This cougar is bragging to everyone about her much younger beau. What everyone doesn’t know, is that the handsome younger man has been hired by this washed up old star to hang on her arm whenever she goes out. Our source thinks there’s a good chance he doesn’t even swing the way of our celeb. (via Buzzfoto)

#4 Friends are worried because they think this star signed up for Dancing with the Stars hoping to be injured! Twinkle toes has long had a penchant for drugs of all kind, and especially painkillers. Rigorous rehearsals often cause amateur dancers to have injuries and back problems that can last for who-knows how long. This dancer may be eagerly anticipating the powerful pills and shots generally prescribed for recovery. Friends predict such an injury will lead directly to another stint in rehab. (via Janet Charlton)

Guess the mystery celeb(s) in the comments…