Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Three items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name! No prizes for a correct guess, just helping of mah meds.
Today’s blind items…
- Which top model’s plastic surgeon is in big trouble? He accidentally spilled acid on her chest while they were having sex in his office. (Gatecrasher)
- Sometimes we feel guilty for reporting these blind items – hey, the stars may be nice to us, sweet to their kids, and donate time to charity. Who cares if they have a nasty habit? Well, sometimes these blinds are an absolute pleasure to report, and this is one of those times. The source on this one is a photographer who happened to follow this reality celeb to the airport. The photog was being entirely discreet, so much so that this onscreen ‘tard and his gf didn’t notice the camera, who was faithfully catching the sweet goodbye kisses between the boy, who was leaving, and the girl, who was dropping him off at the airport. To our photographers surprise, the girl leaned over and ALLEGEDLY gave her lusty lover a little manual send off. Fully clothed, though. You know what we’re talking about. The photog thought it was his lucky day, and it was, especially when the celeb noticed him and came over for a chat. Money exchanged hands that day, but it was only a tiny down payment. Our star bought the fotos – we’re talking 6 figures, folks, and he’s still paying. Luckily he’s got the dough. And the photog got a great story that is currently making the rounds in the pap world. It wasn’t dear Brody.) (Buzzfoto)
- Which Hollywood hunk may be a hit with the ladies but still prefers to pay for sex? (The Mirror)
Guess the mystery celeb in the comments…
