Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Two items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!
Today’s blind items…
- This foreign born singer who has been in this space before, doesn’t even disguise her dislike of her celebrity husband. When she is drunk, her favorite game is to put her husband on speaker phone and let everyone around her listen while she yells at him, calls him names, and humiliates him as much as possible. No matter what though, he still hasn’t left. (CDAN)
- A couple of months ago in this space I talked about the actress who left her coke out while she went to answer the phone and her child found it. The child of course was copying what mommy had been doing. Well, apparently mommy’s habit is getting out of control again because she was at a swim class with her child. She was in the water with her child and several other parents and yet went to the dressing room 3 times in a 45 minute class. Each time she went, she would leave her child to be watched over by another parent or the teacher of the class. (CDAN)
Guess the mystery celeb in the comments…
For #1 I would say that wossname person with the zombie-vampire husband, but (a) I can’t remember either of their names, (b) I can’t bring myself to think of him as a “celebrity” and (c) I’m not sure which nation “foreign-born” applies to… us USAns have a tendency to assume that “foreigner” = “non-USAn” and we forget that to the entire rest of the world, WE are the foreigners! I don’t know where CDAN is based, so this was an entirely wasted comment, huh? LOL
That made me LOL, SO hard.
You just have no idea how much you cracked me up.
I didn’t think of it like that, but but you are right. Other than to CDaN regular readers it’s kind of a fail item
P.S. You comments are never a waste my dear!