Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Three items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!
Today’s blind items…
- This one is a shocker. This married, aging, Academy Award winning/nominated actor who is probably C list if you look at what he does now, but would probably only ever appear above the title has had a 15 year habit that is finally beginning to surface. It seems that our married star enjoys certain sexual acts that are certainly not what one would call normal. Always with a woman, but they involve him being on the receiving end of yeah, how can I put this delicately. I really can’t. Let’s just say he enjoys showers that really don’t involve water coming out of a pipe. He also enjoys toys being used on him. Anyway, enough of the sordid aspects. It seems that for the past 15 years our actor has used the same professional who was the model of discretion. She retired at the end of the year, and since then our actor has tried out the services of three or four other professionals who don’t have that same level of discretion and have been blabbing all over town about our actor’s crazy fetishes. (CDAN)
- Which British celeb has just signed up for a brand new “chopper” – a platinum credit card used to cut her cocaine? (The Mirror)
- This one is not hard, but it is fun. I am going to make it more purposefully vague than normal, because it would be way too easy to identify them otherwise. It is still easy though. About two weeks ago at Bungalow 8 in London, there was a table of three which consisted of a dropping like a stone actress, her girlfriend?, and the brother of the girlfriend. Unlike most tales of powdery substances in a club, this one didn’t involve the bathroom. Instead, whoever was running the club that evening decided that the two women could use the room marked staff every 20-30 minutes for their activity. It does make it much easier if you are provided a space other than the back of a toilet or the bathroom counter. For the record, the brother didn’t touch the stuff. (CDAN)
Guess the mystery celeb in the comments…
