Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.
RULES: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Two meaty items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name! No prizes for a correct guess, just a karaoke session.
TODAY’S BLIND ITEMS…
- I can’t believe he forgave her. This celebrity couple was on the verge of divorce. He is a guy. She is a B list television actress with A list name recognition who would probably kill her child to get into movies. Well, she almost did kill her child which is why she almost got divorced. Apparently the way it happened was that our actress was doing lines of coke off a glass table in the living room. The only people home were the maid and a child of the actress. A young child who had been watching mommy do lines. Well, the phone rang and mommy went to go get something out of a bedroom while she was on the phone. Five minutes later, the maid found the child imitating mommy at the glass table. Yeah. Apparently the child didn’t do it exactly right, because when the family doctor made a house call he couldn’t see any damage except for the white powder on the face. While the doctor was there and all this commotion, the husband walked in. He freaked out. Not only because of his child, but also because his wife had told him that she had stopped snorting months earlier. He left with the child after packing up a few things. The marriage was supposed to be over so don’t know what brought them back from the brink. (CDAN)
- This Blind Item involves a couple, A-list, maybe B-list now. This couple wants to jump on the band wagon and adopt from a foreign country. They already have spawn of their own; we won’t say how many, but word is they have already started the paperwork. This is fine and we applaud adoption by all means, but here comes the twist: We hear the motivation for one in the relationship is to race against an ex, who is planning on adoption as well, and planning on getting headlines for it too. Let’s get it out of the way, it’s not Brad and Angie! (Buzzfoto)
GUESS THE MYSTERY CELEBS IN THE COMMENTS…
1. it could be that girl who was on that show with the gay guys that everybody pretended was funny because it was about gay guys. she’s in a show now about some crappy movie she was in. it’s on a cable network. yup, her career is so great she had to star in the television butchering of her own movie. don’t they usually get some a bunch of nobodies to reprise the roles of movie characters when they milk it for tv?
…oh wait…
2. i thought we gave up on foreign kids as fashion accessories when madonna was so brutally obvious in her window shopping?
Hi Chris,
1) ZOMG… ‘that’ show. Bwahaha. No idea
2) Maybe Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer rather?
1. hehe…ya know in reading that, i realised i may have managed to write my own blind item. only it’s based on stupidity and lack of any knowledge rather than anything newsworthy. we could call it “figure out who chris meant” but that game wouldn’t be fair cuz he doesn’t know himself.
the girl…i dunno… the show had two gay guys and a drunk she worked for. one gay guy was over the top gay and the other was so normal you’d assume he was straight. the boss lady was over the top drunk with a voice almost as bad as fran drescher’s.
the movie/new show has something to do with marriage…wanna say it’s on the usa network.
2. can’t be jen and john, jen can’t keep a husband, let alone have a kid and it does say the first adopters are rushing to beat an ex who isn’t brad and angie. or was it saying the first adopters aren’t brad and angie? either way it prolly knocks out jen and john.
maybe brad and and are gonna adopt jen and john?
1) I luvs you
2) Damn I is stoopid. You’re right. Also, LMMFAO!
I thought 2 was ashton and demi for some reason.. and i would HATE to think 1 was Ms Messing