i’d imagine by now lifetime has some reality show where men hating women watch the lifetime movie of the week and the one who has the guts to say “ok, well, she was kinda asking for it and if she saw it coming why didn’t she just leave him months earlier?” gets voted off for seeing reality rather than accepting being forcefed “it’s ok to be weak as long as he goes to prison” propaganda. one of those cows was probably hot before her man left her and she consoled herself by ignoring her “i’m full” reflex.

that would clearly need to be stopped as the thought of an attractive woman who accepted and even flaunted her sexuality doesn’t exist in the realm of the lifetime network where the motto is “why exercise when a twinkie can soak up your tears?”

2. B List? Obama is bigger than Bono and doesn’t do B Listers. This one is made up. Either that or it’s the guy who magically talked himself out of the Iron Man sequel. Only a meth-head would say “why would i want to be in the sequel to a comic movie that not only was excellent but grossed a ton? watching downey jr put on the suit was annoying and i don’t want to do it even if it means having a much larger role and being, ya know, more famous…that be silly.”

3. hrmm that’s worded weird. is she a celebrity who is an a lister’s girlfriend or is she only known because she was an a lister’s girlfriend?

if it’s the former the answer is tara reid. people gave a damn about carson daily when they were together, right?

if it’s the latter…meh.