Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
RULES: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Three are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name! No prizes for a correct guess, just a night with me at the movies.
TODAY’S BLIND ITEMS…
- Which reality television star may not welcome some upcoming attention? While her stint on reality TV seems to suggest a need for constant attention, even she was caught off guard by the revelation that a skin magazine tycoon has obtained some explicit photos of her. The network where she is a star is doing what they can to stop them from getting published, but it may be too late. (Blind Gossip)
- This award winning B list always film actor had been booked to make a paid appearance at a pre-inaugural event. He missed the event. How come? Well turns out that he just couldn’t be bothered to leave his hotel room and his meth. Six months ago this actor never did any drugs and now he spends almost every waking moment doing meth. (CDAN)
- This former celebrity girlfriend of an A lister has made it perfectly clear this week that she wants a return to the limelight. How so? Well she has propositioned a number of actors with movies coming out that she will be more than happy to be their girlfriend as long as they take her to any event getting press for their movie. (CDAN)
GUESS THE MYSTERY CELEBS IN THE COMMENTS…
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#3….. George Clooney’s ex. The cocktail waitress that got the boob job!!!
Yeah… I read it as a dumb Parasite Hilton type who was “famous for being famous”. Clooney kept dating her to help her ‘career’ and she was clearly quite desperate to stay in the limelight. I think you may be right!
Woot
1. with my tivo out of service due to laziness i haven’t watched any new tv in months. if the network doesn’t want the pics to come out it means the show is a women centric reality show rather than something men might possibly watch.
i’d imagine by now lifetime has some reality show where men hating women watch the lifetime movie of the week and the one who has the guts to say “ok, well, she was kinda asking for it and if she saw it coming why didn’t she just leave him months earlier?” gets voted off for seeing reality rather than accepting being forcefed “it’s ok to be weak as long as he goes to prison” propaganda. one of those cows was probably hot before her man left her and she consoled herself by ignoring her “i’m full” reflex.
that would clearly need to be stopped as the thought of an attractive woman who accepted and even flaunted her sexuality doesn’t exist in the realm of the lifetime network where the motto is “why exercise when a twinkie can soak up your tears?”
2. B List? Obama is bigger than Bono and doesn’t do B Listers. This one is made up. Either that or it’s the guy who magically talked himself out of the Iron Man sequel. Only a meth-head would say “why would i want to be in the sequel to a comic movie that not only was excellent but grossed a ton? watching downey jr put on the suit was annoying and i don’t want to do it even if it means having a much larger role and being, ya know, more famous…that be silly.”
3. hrmm that’s worded weird. is she a celebrity who is an a lister’s girlfriend or is she only known because she was an a lister’s girlfriend?
if it’s the former the answer is tara reid. people gave a damn about carson daily when they were together, right?
if it’s the latter…meh.
1. Don’t wanna scare off female fans who are paying for the show… might be right! Also, my sides have only just stopped hurting from the last time you made me LOL this hard. Please, please STOP!!!
2. The male Amy Winehouse’s of the world made me think that someone could easily be more interested in meth than their career. You might have a point about the B-List thing tho.
3. Didn’t notice on the first read but you are right it can be looked at two ways. Like I said to BB, I read it as a celeb-uante type who was well known but had no real talent, dating someone who was famous for their trade. In in-rehab Tara Reid is along the right lines.
Tori Spelling for #1?
You might be correct BB…. but that would just be too horrific to bear, right?!?