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Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

RULES: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Three are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name! No prizes for a correct guess, just a light kick up the arse.

TODAY’S BLIND ITEMS…

  1. The old movie studio system used to match up gay stars with beards to improve their marketability. Times haven’t changed much. Two young Hollywood couples are now being employed in such a ruse. The men in each couple are gay, and the girls are the beards. All of them are aware of their roles. There’s an interesting twist coming up, though. Now that the novelty of each couple has worn off, each couple will be breaking up and swapping partners with the other to stir up controversy and to get them back on the magazine covers. (Blind Gossip)
  2. Which popular TV personality is decidedly less popular with his production crew? Not only is he incredibly rude, he also makes work experience lackeys do all his research for him. (3am Girls)
  3. Which acting couple with a bit of an age gap between them is having trouble acting like their home life is going well? One discovered that other had briefly cheated on them, and they have been struggling to work through that betrayal out of the public eye. To make matters worse, there is now the added stress of a child in trouble, as they recently discovered that one of their kids has a drinking problem. (Blind Gossip)

GUESS THE MYSTERY CELEBS IN THE COMMENTS…

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9 Comments

  1. busybee says:

    I think one of the couples in #1 is that HSM couple. Zac and Vanessa.

    Just a guess. :-D

    1. It sounds very plausible when you look at the other tween cast members they could ‘swap’ with. Great guess!

  2. Taylor Blue says:

    I would say number 3 was Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher but they are so adorable together and she looks at him like she loves him. So maybe it’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?? I just thought of that! But Bella looks not like the drinking type.

    1. That’s just what I was thinking. Maybe Ashton & Demi are in a fauxmance and Chinny McGee – Rumer – is the drunker kiddy!

      1. Taylor Blue says:

        That sounds like it might be!!! :)

  3. chris says:

    ya know what the problem with blind items is? they don’t have to be true…just plausible.

    1. this is the reason every man can and will safely make that “i can have sex with this person if it’s ever possible deal” with his significant other. a good number of actors are gay. not to grossly stereotype, but which guys joined the drama club in high school? the one you thought were gay.

    Guess we’ll be seeing one of the Jonas brothers with Ms. Hudgens soon, eh?

    2. i’m fairly certain this is almost every popular tv personality. how do you get to the top? usually by being an ass and stepping on the less aggressive on the way up. or sleeping with people. no one likes an ass and no one likes a whore.

    Can’t be O’Reilly he’s already filled this role. Matt Lauer? The gay guy from CNN? Actually the gay guy from CNN could fill both roles of dislike (=

    3. Five bucks says one of the couples that could fit into #1 could also easily fit into number 3 as well. An age difference in Hollywood? NOOO. A child of a couple of actors with a drinking problem? Never heard of that!

    This was Ozzie and Sharon (4 year gap!!) right after the Osbournes went off the air, don’t they still have a kid that hasn’t been to rehab?

    1. Chris – Sup?

      Are you mocking my beloved blind items my sweet. I’d hate and chastise you if you weren’t so hot… and so GD right :mrgreen:

      1) The tween set are such a bunch of horny swingers in the making. I think you might be onto something.

      2) SHIT YEAH! Also, liking the closet case TV presenter angle. Nice work.

      3) Why do you mock me so. We should make mini Chrindhouses not war… also, you’re kicking my arse here. I think you might have a point though.

      That kind of says more about the arse backward behaviour of Hollywood stars rather than my items?

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