Blind Items & A Bible-Thumping Actor

Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

RULES: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Two meaty items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name! No prizes for a correct guess, just sip of my nice mug of cocoa.

TODAY’S BLIND ITEMS…

1. What Academy Award nominated actor has been taking every opportunity to try and recruit for his new church? Oh, it isn’t a church he started attending. It is a church he just recently started for himself based on an entirely new denomination that he has created out of his head. He feels that he has a lot of wisdom and teaching he can pass along. So, far, despite handing out hundreds of cards and brochures, attendance at the church which he holds at his house has averaged about 2. Besides the fact it is strange, apparently he believes church should start promptly at 5am. (CDAN)
2. Which actress pretends to loathe the paparazzi, but actually has her publicist call them to staged photo ops? Her unsuspecting celebrity boyfriend can’t understand how the paps know exactly when they will be walking the dog or going to the market or how they know every other private move the couple makes. Well, we’re going to provide Mr. Naïve with a big box full of clues. Your girlfriend is known as a successful TV actress, but her film career has been less than stellar. Since her own career and life isn’t interesting enough to warrant lots of attention from the paps, she needs you in the photos with her to guarantee publication. Every time you are going to do anything together, she makes that stealth cellular phone call to her PR flack, who in turn notifies the press. (Blind Gossip)

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