No, you dirty bishes. This is not like the Taylor Lautner post. In that post I let you know it was fine to do formerly illegal things with Lautner, whilst I flashed the internationally-recognised PedoBear signal. When those posts go up it sets off a little beacon. The beacon lets watchers around the world know the hour has come, and the popo have been called away to more serious matters. This is a post to tell you that Dakota Fanning is still very much illegal and a prisoner of Chris Hansen. She’s firmly on lockdown and shall stay that way for 24-more months. Stay away and set your watches for another two years time. Watching the To Catch a Predator back-catalogue shouldn’t take that long, so have at it.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
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