A few days ago, I ignored a story that had no legs about a husband, Jay-Z, leaving a baby in his own wife, Beyonce. I was content to ignore it because I don’t really care and because she denied it a few hours later. However, shenanigans are the elixir that give me LIFE. So of course I’m all over it when she’s denying that she’s pregnant because her new pillow hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. You’re going to want to retrieve your tin foil hat, grease and all, from the oven, because we’re really doing this again. Page Six says there’s a baby in there. Beyonce says try again in 6-8 weeks. And now she’s rescheduled a concert in Belgium ‘because of dehydration and exhaustion’ which is spiking a lot of people’s BS-Meters because it’s a lot of celebrities’ go-to BS excuse for getting out of stuff. The singer’s rep says Beyoncé has been advised to rest. Adding, ‘she is awaiting word from her doctors before making a decision.’
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