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Beyonce Rocks XL Spanx On The Today Show

Beyonce, who sometimes prefers to be referred to by her stage name, Sucha Farce, can be seen in the image above, butt arse naked, other than some crude-oil someone poured over her head just before she went onto the Today Show stage [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The singer (or should that be the constipated shouter?) was on the show to show off her new lace-front weave, parade around with her camel toe on show for the world to see and sing ‘Single Ladies’ and ‘Crazy in Love’, neither of which I have ever heard of.

Well, I mention crude oil, but Farce may be wearing something *strains eyes to see*

Is she wearing a giant pair of Spanx? Like some specially made head-to-toe kind of flab-keeper-inner that I have never seen before?

If so, someone please get me a pair. I need them to put over my giant mouth!

Click through the jump to see the video…

BEYONCE ON THE TODAY SHOW – SINGLE LADIES

 

BEYONCE ON THE TODAY SHOW – CRAZY IN LOVE

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News Online]

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7 Comments

    1. Brilliant Silvan, I shall add that nickname to my repertoire =)

  1. Sarah says:

    Eeeeeew.

    Her stride getting out of the car does NOT look like she’s very comfortable.

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    1. Hi Sarah – Welcome to the community and thanks for commenting =)

      Agreed – it must be riding up in unmentionable places!

  2. Mik says:

    Every time I see her performing that song it all seems to get worse. I think it is awful, but then what do I know?

    1. Hi Mik – She does seem to put in less and less effort. I noticed that too!

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