Because the Internet is a brand new thing to some people, it’s honestly not surprising to me at all that a celebrity’s publicist is acting brand new like they don’t know how page-views work. In case Beyonce’s publicist, Yvette Noel-Schure, is reading this here’s the Cheat Sheet 1) Post a list of un-ordered photos 2) ??? 3) Profit. And because of that last part, it behooves you not to d**k with a post too much once it’s live. But that didn’t stop Noel-Schure trying to bully BuzzFeed.com into d**king with this post entitled The 33 Fiercest Moments From Beyoncé’s Halftime Show, which contained a few unflattering poses. Asking nicely, which is really asking passive-aggressively, she sent this email: ‘Thanks for my taking call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain you will be able to find some better photos [URL]. The worst are #5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22. Thank you very much.’ At which point numbers 5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22 had their time to shine in another post entitled ‘The Unflattering Photos Beyoncé’s Publicist Doesn’t Want You To See.’
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I DON’T GET IT! HER PUBLICIST ASKED PROFESSIONALLY. I THINK IT WAS ASKED BASED ON THE FACT THAT THIS WOMAN IS CRITIQUED IMMENSELY FOR EVERYTHING. HER HATE GETS PERSONAL FOR SOME CRAZIES WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW HER. SOME STUFF IS JUST PETTY.
BEY, YOU’RE BLESSED AND PROTECTED FROM THE NEGATIViTY.
Going the way of the MJ nosejob I see. Going from ugly to even uglier as well, I see. Her original nose looked the best on her – too bad she didn’t appreciate what God gave her, or consider what the travesty on the middle of her face would look like when she does her constipation looks. I feel sad for her.
This is the life of the celebrity – double edged sword. U have to take the bad pics along w/ the photoshopped to perfection ones. Most of those are normal things than can happen to anyone when the camera takes a picture in mid move – sometimes it catches you in a weird spot. HOWEVER, she purposely made a lot of those faces – she tried to look hard & thats what she gets.
She’s had about 5 nose jobs and she’s starting to look like latoya Jackson. Look back at her destiny child’s days.. She had a black girls nose. Now her skin is mysteriously 10 shades lighter and her nose is 10 times thinner. Is quite pathetic she wrote that proud message on the whiteboard that’s its a proud day for African Americans when she seems to be disrespecting her culture by desperately trying to be white. She couldn’t even spell phenomenal, she spelt it with an I. Ditz