It wasn’t necessary for Kim Kardashian to skin Gwyneth Paltrow and wear her like a repeated Emilio Pucci. And so, with no clues and no suspects, Beyonce has no reason to suspect her stalker is up to anything nefarious. As far as Beyonce knows, Kardashian is just another polite whore making small talk while masking the smell of d**k-breath with Altoids. That’s my explanation for why Beyonce doesn’t look at all frightened for her life while standing this close to Kardashian throughout the Birmingham, England Watch The Throne joint concert this weekend in photos shared on Twitter by people who didn’t realise #911 wouldn’t work in the UK. Photos below of the women watching their men performing.
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Kim wants that load of money and her man.. heh.. got her a tricky invasion plan..