Kim Karashian is making the best of being my identical bottom twin, by parading around in only a bikini and a smile [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Check out Kimmy in the image above, as she hits the beach, in Miami, wearing a black bikini and wrap.
She was there celebrate the grand opening of the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Resort; a star studded event attended by celebrities such as Kate Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paris Hilton, Alex Rodriguez, and Mariah Carey.
Be honest – WOULD YOU HIT IT?
[IMAGE CREDIT:Fred Montana / Splash News]
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With a baseball bat, hell yeah!
@ Kelly – NOT before me!!!
Amy and Kelly furiously trying to wrestle bat from each others freakishly strong grips – they fall to the sand, and Kim “Bam-Bam” Kardashian sashays past them, oblivious to the dual screams of,
“Don’t let her get awayyyyyyy…..”
Horatio Cain would NOT be proud of our Bam Bam Bounty hunting attitudes.
“Ladies, let me remind you” sunglasses off “that the most important thing is,” sunglasses on, “to catch her.” Sunglasses off. “And not let her get away.” Sunglasses on. “We’re trying to catch a predator”. Sunglasses off. “This is not, let me repeat, (sunglasses on), NOT, a competition.”
Head tilt, Sunglasses off.
Fade to commercial for cheese snacks.
@ Kelly – *reads the inspiring story above over and over, until she goes a little cross eyed…*
That was perfection. I LOLed, I cried, I took a Cheeto break in the middle and then ran to the local sports shop to buy a baseball bat.
I adore you too much to squabble, *hands Kelly the bat*… you first my dear!
I cannot – as I adore you too much also – (group hug, sans Bam Bam) – Two strong women, Two Bats, One Target!
A round of cheetos for all!!!
Raise a cheeto in victory!!
*yells* HOORAY!
*watches ripple and kelly wrestle over bat as he hits it…*
chris´s last blog post..trek the stars tuesday: lets learn from the kangaroos…
as they both turn with bats in hand, they realize the moment has passed – Kim is being Bam-Bam’ed by another, and an innocent one in the middle of “hittin’ that” cannot be harmed.
Sigh.
Well, she will be easier prey if exhausted…….
We salute Chris for mauling her into submission, first.
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