Before you ask, yes, it is a slow news day when I resort to writing about “Ceiling Eyes”, but this information needs to be spread immediately, lest people tune in by accident. Audrina Patridge, the girl who can’t look down (much in the way Zoolander can’t turn left) has left MTV’s The Hills.
Ol’ Ceiling Eyes says that she has scored her own reality show and thus I guess she doesn’t need those bitches from her old show anymore. Patridge has signed up for the show with the people behind the butt numbing mess that was Survivor, Mark Burnett Productions.
Much like Whitney Port’s The City, Patridge’s show will follow her personal and professional life, shockingly.
She said of the show, “I wanted to collaborate with the best possible team for my first big project after The Hills. Mark Burnett really understands my vision and I am excited about the concepts we’ve developed that will show people a different side of my life.”
I cannot wait to see the shocking revelations, like she was able to look down all along, and it was just a front!
Image credit to Entertainment Press (via Splash News).