Audrina Patridge features in a new photospread for Nylon magazine.
In the magazine, she does a Linday Lohan style shoot, in which she only seems capable of making one facial expression. The reality star and her ceiling eyes really go all out in this photoshoot, making a grand total of one face and striking about four different poses (each of which would make any catalogue model proud).
There is not enough crack in the world for me to get through the article that goes with the photoshoot. From what I gather in an extremely brief skim read, it reads about her attempts to not end up as a gameshow host or a bagger at the local market. She bores the interviewer with tales of her “acting”, movie and her upcoming “reality” show.
- On chasing the Hollywood dream, and accidentally being cast as a member of the Hills: “Right after I graduated, I moved straight to Los Angeles and just started going to auditions and castings,” she says, fresh from a jaunt to Vegas for her brother’s 21st birthday. “So I was laying out by the pool and Adam DiViello, the producer, approached me about this new show he was doing and if I was interested and blah, blah, blah. And he said he was from MTV, and I was like, ‘Wait a minute, is this a dating show? ‘Cause I’m not interested.’ “
- On being in her first feature film, Sorority Row, a remake of the 1983 horror movie The House on Sorority Row, which co-stars Rumer Willis, Briana Evigan, and Carrie Fisher: “[The original film] kind of reminded me of, like, I Know What You Did Last Summer or Scream, and there really hasn’t been a horror film like those since I was in my early teen years, so it was really exciting. There’s lots of suspense. It’s going to keep people guessing and jumping, ’cause no one really knows who the killer is until the very end,” says Patridge.”And there’s lots of hot girls in it. Sorority girls.”
- On setting into production her own reality show, with reality-super producer Mark Burnett: “Once I was done with The Hills, I kinda wanted to be done and just focus on movies and acting, and that’s it. Since it’s going to be my show, I can incorporate all that into it. I’m also producing on it,” she says. So, if you’re still feigning ignorance about her identity, you won’t be able to for much longer.
ceiling eyes and one facial expression…someone really banged the hell out of this chick, huh? lol
Oooh, is that what that is a symptom of. I did wonder…
Mmm, not really. But Botox IS a helluva drug.
Has botox screwed up her face too…. there’s a lot going on there.