Here’s Audrina Patridge in FHM UK August 2011. For the sake of my own amusement, I watched some of her titular reality show. I skipped parts of each episode out of boredom and I’m not sure that I watched every episode. It was poorly-staged, scripted and acted and the family drama was tame and rather puerile. Oh, and her mother’s portrayed as drunk even when sober. Nice. Well, she’s giving an interview with FHM UK and she’s trying to be interesting. Failing that, she talks about being sexy. Failing that too, she talks about her love of old-timey murders. For good measure, there is a bonus picture below of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covering the Australian edition of FHM in a covered-nude.
- On her photo shoots: ‘Usually when I pose it’s all about being full-on sexy, but in this shoot I was able to dance around, have fun and flirt with the camera and it meant the photos were really cool…. [Referring to a shoot freezing on the sand] Do you know how tough it is to look sexy when you’re covered in goose pimples?’
- On her boring reality show: ‘The Hills was about living in Hollywood, but Audrina! is about everything that’s going on in my life. It gets pretty intense at times. Especially when my family are arguing, or I’m fighting with Corey.’
- On her life in the spotlight: ‘Everyone has an opinion [about me] even though they don’t really know the truth. It’s for this reason I don’t really care or read what people say. I used to, but then I realised that if you care about what everyone else thinks and try to please them all, then you will end up destroying yourself.’
- Just plain sucking up to the British interviewer: ‘Britain is so cool, you have such a good energy and everyone is so nice, friendly, carefree and non-judgmental, which is a pleasant change from LA. You have a much greater sense of history; I am a huge fan of the Tudors, so loved standing on the spot where Anne Boleyn was executed.’