Audrina Patridge’s Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger advert video – 1 of 2 “Bikini”
Audrina Patridge has the best job in the world – she gets paid to lay about in a bikini and no one is even there to dock her pay because she cannot look down. Ceiling Eyes’ Carl’s Jr adverts has been released and the promos are just as dire as one would expect. The classy cinematography could have been shot on some one’s iPhone and the voiceover script could have been written be a retarded tweenager.
I love that all new advertising coming out at the moment really makes it look like we are in a recession. I mean, I know we are, but whatever. It looks like it. Is this sun-kissed bikini sh*t not supposed to be ceiling-eyed escapism. Are we not supposed to look at Cokey McCeiling eyes and be jealous of her sunny, burger-laden vacay. Well, sheeet. I’m not. I see what I saw when the pictures came out earlier in the month. A piece of gristle eating a fatty, nasty burger.
Videos courtesy of the hilariously empty Carl’s Jr. YouTube channel.
Audrina Patridge’s Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger advert video – 2 of 2 “Fruit”
it looks like those pics just shown oer and over again with some crappy scripting. at least we don’t have to see her staring at the ceiling..er…sun
That’s what I thought. Some sh*tty shots on repeat edited on someone’s iPhone. smdh. Cheapos.