It’s 2013 which means we have a whole new year to drink until it stops hurting. And this year WILL hurt with Kanye West trying his hardest to overshadow the royal baby thing(s) with the demon spawn he accidentally left inside Kim Kardashian during the same Italian birthday vacation intended to get him to propose. And because I know how to start the year off right, here’s Audrina Patridge’s sinewy, oiled rack for her 2013 calendar wishing you Happy New Year!
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Breaking Celebrity News:
- Amanda Bynes Was Arrested For Doing Weed, Taken For Psychiatric Evaluation
- Liam Hemsworth Left His Mistress Alone Long Enough to Make Out with His Fiancee
- LeAnn Rimes Decided To Sleep With A Married Man And ‘Ask God For Forgiveness’ After the Fact
- January Jones Is Still Holding Out On Us
- Lindsay Lohan Tried To Have Her Dealer Deliver Drugs To Betty Ford
- Princess Kanye Skipped Town The Second Kimmode Arrived


























That second pic shows some of the worst photoshop skills I’ve ever seen.