Ashton Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore are extremely effing pissed off. The pair are repeatedly being woken up in the middle of their swinging sessions by the sound of their neighbour’s construction work [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Moore, 46, flipped her shit and ranted on her blog:
“The neighbor doing construction with six guys pounding hammers against steel at 7AM is no way to wake up!”
Kutcher, 30, chimed in, as if he were channeling the spirit of a CAPS lock free, pre fro-hawk Kanye West:
“I’m gonna kill my neighbor! This a–clown has another thing coming! Holy moly, I’m gonna lose it! Jacka– 7AM building a god d— fort next to my house, f;in up my view and noise and polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal [sic].”
Moore tried to appease her hubby, by blogging:
“Baby, keep it together. There should only be another five months of this. Calm and gentle baby, you can pull out the paint gun later.”
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Funny, I too, woke up to pounding steel….um…never mind
Ooh, guuuurl… me too =)
I love Ashton so much!!!! I feel like he’s kinda being diva and using his star power cause everyone will take his side, but I don’t mind. He’s gorgeous.
It is a star power thing.
He lost me about 10 seconds in, when he was going “this is my house, this is my porch and my room” in his flippin’ mansion. I was all like, dude, I think you’ll live O_o
Um, usually noise ordinances for construction start at 7am. Technically, the contractor isn’t doing anything wrong. Unless, there’s an HOA that has different rules where they live…
Ooh, get you and your fancy shmancy law degree BB
No idea about any American laws to be honest, just thought the video was funny!
I totally feel his pain. I’ve been home the past couple of days wit hthe flu and have had to deal with roofers banging on the rof. Not exactly a pleasant feeling for my spitting headache!
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They’re called earplugs. Damn. It’s like the world is supposed to give a s*** that Ashton and Demi have to wake up when us normal folks who have jobs wake up.
Dear GAWD – isn’t Ashton aware that people who buy property are allowed to work on it? Yes, it is a pain, agree, agree, agree, but almost everyone has gone through it at some point in their life. How about getting up at 6:30 when it is quiet and peaceful and going for a bikeride, walk, drive, something?
Go rent an office and create a job for yourself!
Or,hey, here’s a thought – go stay in one of your other houses, moron.
Most people have to suffer through construction – those two do not. They have enough money to stay anywhere they want. This is such a 5 year old tantrum it is just, well, pathetic.
I used to think he was kind of cute – now…..yuck. What a baby.
Ashton and Demi’s rough life is always something I am concerned about. I am so glad he is keeping us all up to date on the pain he is going through.
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@ Mystery Man – Sorry to hear you were sick MM. I did notice you were gone and we all missed you =) Hope you feel better and that your ‘jackass neighbours’ sort their fucking lives out and leave you alone to sleep
@ LeighB in ATL – Welcome to the community and thanks for commenting. Actually, you have a point! Maybe we can pool together and buy him some, he seems to be short two bucks to buy his own. Also the 7.30 thing is pathetic. Now that you put it like that, that is about 2 hours later than some of my work colleagues start their day!
@ Kelly – He perhaps does have too much time on his hands, making this kind of crap. He should seek employment and find something constructive to do, like sit in the rush hours traffic. Also, he probably does have, like, a bazillion houses. And, ones in other countries. He could bugger off there!
awww…thank. well, the roofers finished up today. so, maybne i can get some rest this weekend. *knock on wood*
LoL – I love the idea of Ashton sitting in rush hour traffic – he would probably throw another tantrum and videotape it for the world to see how hard his life is.