Ashley Greene covers Cosmopolitan magazine January 2011. Greene’s rather underdressed for the cover; I didn’t notice until I gave it a second look, but there’s an odd amount of flesh on show for a women’s magazine. This is bordering on being a Maxim cover or something; it’s all sideboob and enough inner thigh to make one uncomfortable. If those cut-off shorts were any higher, the cover would be 2% more inner thigh and 100% more labia (math is fun).
Let’s pretend we don’t care about possible labia overhang, and bralessness, and talk about her interview. She discusses the idea of marriage; which explains the overexcitable quotes declaring ‘Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas Wedding Plans’, or similar. No, Greene was opining what marriage means to her. Specifically, the 23-year-old girlfriend of Joe Jonas says, ‘I’m indifferent about marriage. I think sometimes people get married so they can say they have that person forever; but, a ring doesn’t ensure that you’ll stay together. ‘ She quickly adds, jokingly, ‘Watch, now that I’ve said that I will be the first of my friends to get married.’
