Pete Wentz has admitted, during an interview on Howard Stern’s radio show, that his wife Ashlee Simpson takes it up the ASS. Wentz divulged this dirty little secret and also shared some other details about the couple’s freaky sex-life [website – Amy Grindhouse].
Seems that ASSlee Simpson is less of a boring shit stain than first thought. Her husband, Pete Wentz, has spilled all of the pair’s sexual secrets and boy, it ain’t pretty!
“We have an amazing sex life,” the Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, said while promoting the band’s new album, Folie a Deux. ”We have such sexual chemistry,”
Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to “beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.”) Once they did it, it was “the single best sexual encounter I have ever had,” he said.
“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’” he said. EDITORS NOTE – WHO the FUCK says “banging”?
Wentz told Stern that Simpson also “loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance.” She wears thongs and “sexy clothes,” he noted.
Who knew that my idiotic nickname for ASSlee was fitting? From this day on, I shall do my damnedest to pick celeb nicknames which reference each star’s sexual activity.
For example, Parasite may become ’Prosti-tante Extraordinaire, Lets You Stick it Anywhere’ Hilton. Or, Chace from Gossip Girl might become ’You Can Only Put It In My No No Hole IF You Use A Strap On’ Crawford etc. etc. I’ll have a bit of a think and get back to you.
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Um…all I have to say is Wow! I would’ve never guessed. Wonder if her character on 7th Heaven did that…lol
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For the love of GOD woman, I am eating lunch!
Forget it – with the visual you have so lovingly presented, not only has lunch been abruptly terminated, but I may not be able to eat until the New Year.
This just goes beyond a stain on the brain – it seems to be wreaking havoc on all organs, especially…..oh never mind. I just cannot go there.
@ Mystery Man – really, never guessed huh. I think the pair of them are freaky. It’s an Emo thing, don’tcha know
@ Kelly – How do? Long time no see. Welcome back =)
Sometimes I write and worry that I am pushing things too far… that is usually when I go back and edit IN more filth!
yeah, but its still a bit of a revelation, y’know?
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Darling –
I LIVE for your filth! I am always torn between finding the stories you procure and the subsequent comments either repulsive or…….shamefully titillating!
Xo
and ……..
do not get trampled during the holidays – I need you in 2009!
KMJ
Hi KMJ =)
What can I say… I have boundary and tact issues. I’m working on them!
See you on the other side.
AG
Please, do not find any boundaries or inject any tact into your stories. I would have to hop a plane and find out who was keeping you hostage and writing some watered-down version of AG.
You must stay as pure as the February slush so we can all muck about and fling the filth!
xo
KMJ