You know, in order for me to pay attention to a lot of what’s going on in the celebrity world, it pretty much needs to be dangled in front of me at all times (like one dangles Ho Hos/ Ding Dongs in front of a fat kid, for example). Otherwise, I find that I have the nasty tendency to forget certain people/ things altogether. Pretty much, anyone who’s not an ass and lives their life quietly and without making weekend trips to rehab isn’t going to hear much from me, for the following reasons: because I’m both quite forgetful and too busy stuffing those Ho Hos in my mouth to bother keeping track of anyone who doesn’t have a coke habit (they’re not willing to give a little, then neither am I). Speaking of which: here is Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, in the East Village on August 10 with one of those baby things. Remember, she called her baby thing Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Image credit to Flynet Pictures.
mmmmm, ding dongs…… wait, what was the story about?
… Yum. Huh? Hell if I remember.